Hemogobblin, Consumer of Paper and Plasma: Archive

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Songs that are hard to listen to after being...

Feb 29th

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Mom: British people are so funny! My friend's FB status says, "About to have a wank over-"
Me: You know what that means right?
Mom: "About to have a wank-"
Me: Mom, you --
Mom: "Have a wank--" Haha! Wank.
Me: 'To have a wank' means to jerk off.
Mom: ...... *visibly stunned*

Feb 28th

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The 82nd GIF in your folder is going to knock on...

thingsityearnstoknow: ladymalchav: shoesofmoriarty: timelordy-teganbreann: weirdnessloveandscifi: teaandscifi: hahahaha Well if you don’t want my help… YES. YES YOU HAVE. PLEASE ENTER. NONONO HARRY THERE’S NO ONE TO COCKBLOCK HERE YES PLZ What?! Did they kick you out of England, sweetie? Come on in and make yourself comfy, you poor thing. I’ll get us some tea...

Feb 28th

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aaand tonight was the night I learned my paper plates are not microwave safe.

Feb 28th

Kickstarter is bad for my wallet but good for everything else.

Feb 28th

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Lucy Liu Cast as Watson in US Sherlock Holmes... →

crystalzelda: PRAISED BE THE ANGELS YES Crying rn, I’m so happy. I think it’s a great decision - well, we’ll see how it goes in action, but in THEORY - I love it. It’s a nice twist on the original and I’ve been dying for a girl!Sherlock for sooo long (as well as a girl!Doctor oh God what I wouldn’t give for the Doctor’s next generation to be a girl) so this is great for me. I love to see old...

Feb 28th

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NO OSCAR FOR OLD MEN

Feb 27th

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The people on Tumblr come up with better Oscar jokes than the people in charge of the Oscars

Feb 27th

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moriartyismrsex: wait… what if Benedict is on the roof. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT “Martin… I didn’t win an oscar. I’m a fake.”

Feb 27th

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kimj0ngfun: plot twist benedict cumbetbatch is the oscar

Feb 27th

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Playing A Beautiful Game: Cumberbatch to take on... →

hemogobblin: sharkespeare: hemogobblin: becks28nz: Benedict Cumberbatch to take on the role of the Master? The Express report that Benedict Cumberbatch, the actor from critically acclaimed BBC series Sherlock, is to take on the role of the master in series 7 or… TRUE. They would cut through the TV screens. Aww, I hope so! If it’s John Simm, I’d be just as happy to see...

Feb 27th

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Cumberbatch to take on the role of The Master?

sharkespeare: hemogobblin: becks28nz: Benedict Cumberbatch to take on the role of the Master? The Express report that Benedict Cumberbatch, the actor from critically acclaimed BBC series Sherlock, is to take on the role of the master in series 7 or 8, replacing John Simm who previously portrayed the legendary villain. Cumberbatch is no stranger of Steven Moffat, who happens to not only...

Feb 26th

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Cumberbatch to take on the role of The Master?

becks28nz: Benedict Cumberbatch to take on the role of the Master? The Express report that Benedict Cumberbatch, the actor from critically acclaimed BBC series Sherlock, is to take on the role of the master in series 7 or 8, replacing John Simm who previously portrayed the legendary villain. Cumberbatch is no stranger of Steven Moffat, who happens to not only be Who’s head writer, but...

Feb 26th

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Feb 24th

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sharkespeare replied to your post: sharkespeare replied to your post: sharkespeare… UM, YES. Your snake is a special snake and we will put him in a special snake school. EXCELLENT. It’ll be like Hogwarts, but for snakes. And Slytherin is the only house. And there will be reverse-parseltongue.

Feb 24th

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sharkespeare replied to your post: sharkespeare replied to your post: sharkespeare… Frozen mice? Eww. Live ones are much more fun. Never know if you’re feeding him a pandimensional superbeing or not. (sure, sure. I still me gusta) If he eats one of those, does that make him a super special snake? Does he absorb its powers like Kirby? SAY YES. HERE IS A BONUS SNAKE PICTURE FOR YOU. As...

Feb 24th

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sharkespeare replied to your post: sharkespeare replied to your photo: Our new snake… Very creative. Have fun feeding him! (o.O) (I hear that) (sounds like a plan. *waggles eyebrows*) HE WILL FEAST ON THE SOULS OF MY ENEMIES. And by that, I mean the frozen mice diet he’s on. Frozen mice can be just as cruel as anything else. For instance, if someone were to throw one at you, it...

Feb 24th

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sharkespeare replied to your photo: Our new snake was crawling up my shoulder and I… I love your snakey what is it’s name awwwwww I want to pet it Thanks! :D It WAS going to be named Adam West for a while, but my sister eventually decided on Silas (cy-lus) Weaver, which is the name of an old building around here. She liked how the name sounded and the way it was written on the sign.

Feb 24th

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